How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

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What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.