How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Where did Javon get his earrings?

Ja Mall