How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Pier to Pier Networking

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THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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About a buccaneer!

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What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!