How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

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How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere