How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Earring Jokes More Earring Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Where did Javon get his earrings?

Ja Mall