How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

American Jokes More American Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

November Jokes More November Jokes

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

Socrate Jokes More Socrate Jokes

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)