How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

November Jokes More November Jokes

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.