How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

November Jokes More November Jokes

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.