November Jokes

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

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Which year is the most popular?

1969

How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".