November Jokes

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

Hyena Jokes More Hyena Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Socrate Jokes More Socrate Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.