Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

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Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

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What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !