What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

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Who is?

These nuts"

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in