What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

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Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in