What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

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Why are Austalian grocery stores the best?

Because of their Koala Tea

Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!