Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog