Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."

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Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!