What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

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How is the retarded basketball player doing?

Well, he has his ups and down's.

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.