What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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Heavy petting.

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Pay him

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A buck an ear!

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I'll let my friend answer that one:

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Telapathy

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Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

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How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

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The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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What do you call a mentally challenged lion?

A leotard.

Why was the mentally challenged midget crying?

He was a little down.

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How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs