What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.