Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
There was no outlet
He was too far out man!!
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
You would pay to have a potato on you...
Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.
Answer: Tulips on an Organ.
Answer: Parachute
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
Because his whole life he's Ben Solo
Both of them.
Veteran Aryans
Lo Mein. See you all in hell.
Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."
and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
A leotard.
Well, he has his ups and down's.