What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

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How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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What do you call a mentally challenged lion?

A leotard.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.