What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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They both went a little batty.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.