Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.