Because they never have any sandwiches.
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because they all refused to make sandwiches.
because nobody made sandwiches
None of them make the sandwiches.
A civil serpent
Because 0x0 is always 0.
Cancelled Czechs.
I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
No one knows. It's never happened.
He worked it out with a pencil
If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.
Mustardo!
Because it was a mail dominated industry
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
They both like to crack open a cold one.
Elementary, my dear Watson.