Because they never have any sandwiches.
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because they all refused to make sandwiches.
because nobody made sandwiches
None of them make the sandwiches.
Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
Yes." (Yamaha)
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
A sub-marine
Getting to the root of the problem.
A conundrum
Because it's the first date.
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So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?