What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

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Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book