What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System