What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.