What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there