What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there