What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur