What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur