Imam Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Hijab Jokes More Hijab Jokes

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

Disrespect Jokes More Disrespect Jokes

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur