Imam Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Disrespect Jokes More Disrespect Jokes

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

Hijab Jokes More Hijab Jokes

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's it called when a priest is always late?

Collared people's time

What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)