Imam Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you call immigrants to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Hijab Jokes More Hijab Jokes

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.