Imam Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What do you call immigrants to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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What is the favorite note of a priest?

A minor

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.