Imam Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

What do you call immigrants to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

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What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

Hijab Jokes More Hijab Jokes

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab