Imam Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb?

Juan.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

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What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school