Imam Jokes

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

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What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

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What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What do you call immigrants to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners