What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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Radical.

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Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.