What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.

Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

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Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.