Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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Fonzie Jokes More Fonzie Jokes

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.