Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight