Tony
A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
It's skirts versus shins.