What do you call a man with no shin ?

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.