What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.