What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.