What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense