What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

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Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.