What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Who is driving?

A cop.

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker?

Because he is.