What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

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Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin