What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

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Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.