What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin