What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.