Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.