Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Catcher Jokes More Catcher Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.