Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.