Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.