Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What does an Irishman have for dinner?

A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert A: Ethnic cleansing.

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.