Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.