Because it's white and settles on their land
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One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
They had reservations.
Their Injun died on them!
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
Nativities.
Because usually they're stuck with reservations.
We don't like anything white on our land.
No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.
TOTEM POLE!!
Their dancing can make it rain.
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Because they bring Mayflowers
Because when they dance, they make it rain.
TOTEM POLE
Because when they dance they make it rain.
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
Because it brings Mayflowers.
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.
Poor hunters
They lost their reservations.
They have engineers
Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.
You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.
What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.
They got snowed in.
Edward Snowed-in!
Compra maize.
Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.
Mute
Because two Wongs don't make a white
Because two wongs don't make a white.
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
