Because it's white and settles on their land
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One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
They had reservations.
Their Injun died on them!
It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.
Nativities.
Because usually they're stuck with reservations.
We don't like anything white on our land.
No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.
TOTEM POLE!!
Their dancing can make it rain.
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Because they bring Mayflowers
Because when they dance, they make it rain.
TOTEM POLE
Because when they dance they make it rain.
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
Because it brings Mayflowers.
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.
For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.
Poor hunters
They lost their reservations.
They have engineers
Because they are most certainly guilty.
A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!
The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Because it's an anti-hisstamine.
A snake with a lisp !
A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!
Because a tuna can!
Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim
Not being retarded
Reservation reservation reservations.
A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
His name wasn't Paul Driver.
