Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

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Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song?

Free Ballin - Foo Fighters

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How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

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Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.