Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

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Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

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Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.