Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

What do you call a group of dead geologists?

Mineral Spirits

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What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

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Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

Michonne-ary

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

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What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.