Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What do you call a group of pigs?

A precinct.

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How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

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What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers