Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.