Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.