Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.