Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.