Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

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What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.

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What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical... (I'll show myself out...)

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!