Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

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Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers