Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers