Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*