What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

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Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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What did the black guy get on his SATs?

Barbecue Sauce

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

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How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.