How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No."

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

High Note Jokes More High Note Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Adam Levine Jokes More Adam Levine Jokes

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.