Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
He was a pharmacist.
Face value.
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
No."
I hit that.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Nice doing business with you!"
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."
He wax off everyday
Because the devil takes many forms.
Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
Halloween Halloween Halloween!
