How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

Why aren't redheads very good R&ampB singers?

Because they have no soul

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

High Note Jokes More High Note Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Adam Levine Jokes More Adam Levine Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!