What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

How did you get into my house?

business.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.