What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

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What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

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A stroke of genius.

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Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.