What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What is the best way to hunt bear?

With your clothes off

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

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What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.