What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.