What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

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What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)