Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
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Because he was Uber busy.
Immigrants
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
Too many incompatible drivers.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
My mother-in-law.
Having to admit you have autism :,P
Ending them.
Because he had a fare.
They gotta catch 'Jamal
You are under arrest.
8-bitcoins
The ATM
One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.
They both have a hated governor.
He always had treble finding his keys!
Because they're all pointless
It's over, man.