Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
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Coffee Mug
Because he was Uber busy.
Immigrants
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
Too many incompatible drivers.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
In case they run out of bullets.
Impounding your mother
Because time will tell.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
Hispanic attacks.
Because Intel Inside.
A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
IBM
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
Where did Es-car-go.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)
Do you even Lyft, bro?
