Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because he was Uber busy.
Immigrants
The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!
Too many incompatible drivers.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
Budweiser
IBM!
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Because the ends justify the memes
Danke.
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
For the watch .
By bearing straight
A road hag.
Ebay.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
The law of gravity
A Dell.
From PC