Uber Driver Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

Pc Gamer Jokes More Pc Gamer Jokes

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Portuguese Jokes More Portuguese Jokes

Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?

Hispanic attacks.

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What is the most positive thing in Africa?

HIV

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF