Uber Driver Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

Ohio Jokes More Ohio Jokes

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Pc Gamer Jokes More Pc Gamer Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

Nietzsche Jokes More Nietzsche Jokes

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

What did Nietzsche call his Yiddish cab driver?

An Uber mensche.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why is PC the mustard race?

Because consoles can't ketchup.

Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

Violate Jokes More Violate Jokes

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