Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
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A screwdriver
Because he was Uber busy.
Where to sir?
F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver
Livin' on a fare!
Because he had a fare.
The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.
The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.
Ha, you really think rocks can talk
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!
The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.
Santa stops after three hoes.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.
Colonel, sir.
bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
He has thrust issues.
Someone who's lost his way to the match.
can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.
