Cab Driver Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

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Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

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What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What's the most intense part of your work out?

Me: Getting into my sports bra.