What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.