What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

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How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.