What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

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Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

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How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.