What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!