What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!