What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.