What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.