What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

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Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!