What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!