How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

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Why are 490 Romans are funny ?

Because XD Edit : Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.