How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.