How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!