How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

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What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.