What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

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How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.