What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What do you call a muslim body builder?

A protein sheikh

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms