What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae

What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider

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How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.