What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.