What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)