Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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What does a Muslim pirate say?

Allahu Ackbarrrrr!

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.