Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.