Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber