Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

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What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

Ramadan Jokes More Ramadan Jokes

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong