Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

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Who makes the best photo bombers?

Muslims

What do you yell at a Muslim striptease?

Show me your nose!"

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What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious