Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

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How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST