Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

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What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

What is 90-60-90?

Speed while driving past a speed camera.

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Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.