Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

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What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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Faster than her brother!

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"