Ramadan Jokes

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

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The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

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Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Islams it.

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What's the Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!