Hedgehog Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

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What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

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Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***