What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school?

Jeeper creeper!

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.