What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

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What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!