Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.