Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?

He was a shellfish pokemon.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."