Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.