Twin Jokes

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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