Nobody can judge you on your age difference.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Entendre and....Entendre!
They push two twins together to make a king.
They put two twins together to make a king.
Klondike Bar
They push Two twins together to make a King
Because they shared genes!
Pears.
Two twins make a King.
Twins! I am so sorry....
Curt 'n Rod
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A Clone Dyke Bar.
Because two Eds are better than one.
The Twin Towers.
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
Womb-mates"
A: A pair of Re-bachs.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
They pushed two twins together and made a king.
Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.
GoT because they push twins together to make a king.
Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.
In case you get a hole in one.
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
He parked at a parking!
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
Take your time, there's no Rush...
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
All they talk about is the presidential erection
There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.
J-lo Cloths
Park in it, of course.
