Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

Previous Random Joke Next

King Jokes More King Jokes

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

Mattress Jokes More Mattress Jokes

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.