Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it