Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.