Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it