Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.