Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

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What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.