Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.