Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why is 2 dimensional soda not popular?

Because it's always flat.

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.