Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.