Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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